Jokes

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burnt out bulb?

Border Collie
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler

Make me.

Lab
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Mastiff
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.

Pointer
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.

Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Old English Sheep Dog
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

German Shepard
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Cat
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?