I came across a funny joke and I have decided to share it with you, see the Jokes tab and start laughing..jpeg "Really cute puppy Pug dog with a chew toy") |
| I am going to grow up big and strong because I'm eating my greens |
.jpeg "Really cute puppy Pug dog in polo shirt") |
| I'm a well dressed, Yuppie Puppy and I am too sexy for my shirt |
.jpeg "Really cute puppy Pug on a Zebra rug") |
| I am in combat training, this is me camouflaged as a zebra crossing For those who cannot see me here is a hint, I am hiding between the third black stripe on the left and the seventh on the right! |
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| It's a hard life |
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I used to model as a puppy dog toy because I am very cute
(Google artist collection the dog!)
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| I am irie man (Jamaican for feeling good) |
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| You vacuum, I mop |
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| Happy Birthday Muffy, you are a lucky dog to have an owner to spoil you with a cake, candles and lots of presents. In about 2 seconds time, I bet you will try to eat everything |
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| Tomorrow my owners are gong to wake up with all the presents gone because I'm going to eat them! |
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| You guys may not know it but I'm superman! |
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| This is my duck face! |
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| Being a dog is difficult sometimes, at least I'm cute (This pose is from my Ingmar Bergman phase, I am being dramatic) |
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| Q: How does it feel to be a dog? A: Rough, rough. |
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| If I'm a chocolate Labrador and I eat chocolate, does this make me a cannibal?! |
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| These sad Labrador eyes get me everything |
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It's awkward when my Ex calls me and wants me back.
Do you like my hat?
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| I simply love classical music especially Bach |
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| If that's my Ex tell her I have left the Country |
.JPG "Really cute puppy Poi the precious in hands") |
| My Precious (Poi means precious in Thai) |
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| I'm pretending I am asleep so that I get loads of cuddles |
.JPG "Really cute puppy Poi playing") |
| I am awake again - do you wanna play |
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| I didn't do it, it was the rope I swear |
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| No words can describe how cute I am |
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| All together now sing... I throw my hands up the in air sometimes, singing aye'oo I am a doggy This thing is scary and it is my duty to protect the fridge at all times |
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| Now that is what I call a slam dunk! Bulldog slam dunks Chicago Bulls opponent |
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I love to play with balls because they are so much fun, but
I think I have over done it with the game of fetch
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| Photo credit to Jason Read Photography OMG snow, it's soo much fun don't you think? I am going to eat ice bergers |
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| This step is made of rock and I'm gonna roll. Yeah baby. |
.jpeg "Toby really cute English Cocker Spaniel catching food") |
| FOOD FIGHT |
.jpeg "Toby really cute English Cocker Spaniel eating birthday cake") |
This stupid human just set fire to my birthday cake
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.jpeg "Toby reall cute English Cocker Spaniel on deck chair") |
| Do you want this chair? Because I ain't budging |
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| Ear activation alert I hear the rustling of a biscuit wrapper |
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| Having the day off at the beach, ooh SEAGULL! |
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Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
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| Ich bin sehr heiß German Shepherd |
I have the spa to myself and
I gonna make some bubbles
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If you put me in the back window of your car I will keep nodding non stop
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These are not head phones they are eye phones.
It's my song, who let the dog out – woof woof.
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Time to save the World
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Please give generously, I will not spend it on cigarettes or booze … cough cough, hipcup
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What are you staring at
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If you collect coffee tokens you too can
get a T-shirt like mine
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What ever happened to my freedom,
one day I woke up married with 10 kids
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With this tongue I can wash my eyeballs
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Oh no you win musical chairs again, doh
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