Poi the Precious

My Precious
(Poi means precious in Thai)

I'm pretending I am asleep so that I get loads of cuddles

I am awake again - do you wanna play

I didn't do it, it was the rope I swear

No words can describe how cute I am

All together now sing...
I throw my hands up the in air sometimes, singing aye'oo I am a doggy

This thing is scary and it is my duty to protect the fridge at all times

Bandit, the Chicago Bulls star player

Now that is what I call a slam dunk!
Bulldog slam dunks Chicago Bulls opponent 

Leia the Cavalier from Istanbul

I love to play with balls because they are so much fun, but

I think I have over done it with the game of fetch

Lexi the awesome Spotty Dog Dalmatian

Cool, I have got spots now so I am a Dalmatian

(For those that do not know Dalmatians are born without spots)

Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil, If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.

To see her is to take a sudden chill.

Cruella, Cruella, She's like a spider waiting for the kill.

Look out for Cruella De Vil.

Lexi with friend Indi

Lexi. Why aren't Dalmatians good at hide and seek?

Indi. They always get spotted

Photo credit to Jason Read Photography
OMG snow, it's soo much fun don't you think?
I am going to eat ice bergers

Quick hide it's the police,

I think they are doing spot checks.

Toby the English Cocker Spaniel

This step is made of rock and I'm gonna roll. Yeah baby.

FOOD FIGHT

This stupid human just set fire to my birthday cake

Do you want this chair? Because I ain't budging

Leena the 9 month German Shepherd

Ear activation alert I hear the rustling of a biscuit wrapper

Having the day off at the beach, ooh SEAGULL!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A: A collie-flower!

Ich bin sehr heiß German Shepherd

Ddongddong Americans next top model 2014

I am America's next top model

I have the spa to myself and I gonna make some bubbles	If you put me in the back window of your car I will keep nodding non stop
These are not head phones they are eye phones. It's my song, who let the dog out – woof woof.	Time to save the World
Please give generously, I will not spend it on cigarettes or booze … cough cough, hipcup	What are you staring at
If you collect coffee tokens you too can get a T-shirt like mine	What ever happened to my freedom, one day I woke up married with 10 kids
With this tongue I can wash my eyeballs	Oh no you win musical chairs again, doh

2 little munchkins

I'm an A+ student in doggy obedience

Pass me the TV remote I want to watch one of the old

classics like Lassie not this modern Cat in a Hat rubbish

I'm pooped. I've been chasing my tail all day

Brodie the Boston-Frenchie Mix

I love my lazy Sunday mornings in bed.  Your turn to fetch the paper. 

My ears are activated, I definitely just heard the word walkies.

It is true love, as soon as we met we knew it was meant to be.

Ahh that is a relief.  I am sorry but I just could not find anywhere else to go.

Bonbon the Cavalier born on 4th July

I do not want to get out of bed because it is too early and I am as snug as a bug in my blanket.
Any chance of breakfast in bed, I like the full English please with double sausage

I do not care who you are, but I like you enough to lick you

Fiffi the smart one

I spend too long on the Mrs Meggins website, now I need glasses
do I look like an intelligent librarian

Phatz the Staffy World Cup 2014 football superstar

Phatz is a 4 year old frisbee and football loving Brindle Staffy

World Cup 2014 here I come, you will not beat me if I play in goal
I can jump like a kangaroo on a pogo stick

Bafik, the boggle eyed rescued puppy

Bafik was rescued from a shelter home.

How do you like my Marty Feldman impersonation 

Draw me like one of your French girls 
(Quote from the film Titanic)

I would do anything for one of those,
I would even do a Marty impersonation

2 little cuties

I'm just so cute and I know it

Phone check, credit card check, now lets go and get food!

My teddy is not dead, it's just sleeping

These glasses are my disguise since I am really a Rottweiler